Monday, December 17, 2007

to all the sweatpants of the world.

i found this book yesterday at the beloved blue hanger and ahhhh! "Heidi" is Joan River's imaginary, sex crazed, blond, trampy friend who spills her guts about her naughty do's. i almost can't handle this shit, i need back-up!

also, i attended a pretty awesome party where i knew only two people. it was great. but, being a single lady of the new millennium i was naturally scopin' the room for a sweet cute. i realized that in my younger days i imagined my adult love to look something like one of the above, or below. unfortunately, i am forever tainted.
no dudes have the amazing candor and/or charm like my Johns.

then there's this:

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